[Well, all things considered it isn't hard to dominate Crusher. The dog would probably be scared by a quivering bowl of Jello. Ivar barely has to twitch his tail, and Crusher is on his back, wiggling closer just to lick Ivar's muzzle submissively. And through the whole message, he's just desperately agreeing to everything he's told.
Dodger sees none of this, all he sees is his boyfriend intimidating his dog and then getting kissed all over. He sighs and shrugs.]
He's a failed attack dog. Augustine dumped him on me when we couldn't get him through training.
[Ivar allows himself to be licked by Crusher until he feels the dog has shown enough sufficient submission. Then he licks the dog back once before sniffing along his head, biting and gnawing him gently on the back of the ears a few times in the way an alpha will often do just to show off his power.
Ivar turns to give Dodger a rather flat look. Sometimes, it seems amazing he managed to fool Dodger as long as he did at playing Braska.]
<Of course you'd have a failed attack dog as your pet. He's basically all your worst qualities in dog form.>
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Date: 2020-02-15 05:32 pm (UTC)Dodger sees none of this, all he sees is his boyfriend intimidating his dog and then getting kissed all over. He sighs and shrugs.]
He's a failed attack dog. Augustine dumped him on me when we couldn't get him through training.
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Date: 2020-02-16 09:30 am (UTC)Ivar turns to give Dodger a rather flat look. Sometimes, it seems amazing he managed to fool Dodger as long as he did at playing Braska.]
<Of course you'd have a failed attack dog as your pet. He's basically all your worst qualities in dog form.>
[Rude, Ivar. Very rude. But also rather honest.]