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[ragnarsson]

He didn't set this up himself. His friends did. Blame them for everything.

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	» Age: 16 18 now » Seeking: Friendship, sparring partners, anything » Preferences: Women and men » Interests: Murder, pillaging, and chess. » Bio: Viking warrior, Prince of the Danes, can't walk, so if that's a problem, fuck off. I make no promises not to slit your throat in your sleep.
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	Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson
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[absolutperfection]

Out of your interests, one does not belong.

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[ragnarsson]

[It's a good thing Ivar can't read or he'd have so many questions about that username. He's using the text-to-speech function on his phone to read his texts.]

Chess is a strategy game. You know what wars are made up of? Strategy.

[absolutperfection]

Good point. I stand corrected.

Got any interests not related to fighting?

[ragnarsson]

No, not really. It's all I know when you get right down to it.

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[absolutperfection]

So you do fighting for fun?

[ragnarsson]

Fun, profit, honor, glory, whatever is my current interest at the moment.

[absolutperfection]

What do you do here?

[ragnarsson]

I'm part of the Perimeter Guard. And I teach idiots to defend themselves with weapons.