[She has very little clue how texting works and is trying it out with the characteristic vigor of a teenager, texting everyone with an interesting username and zero clue who they are.]
[Those all make him groan, one after the other, but the last one...that suits his dark sense of humor. He doesn't exactly laugh, but his lips twitch as if he's about to smile.]
[ Because he doesn't think Ivar would take kindly to being asked outright if he's okay. And because, well, he'll take any excuse to talk like this.
When they last spoke Ivar had mentioned the stories of Ragnarok. William wonders—now that he has the thought to spare—if that's what this had felt like. ]
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like skeleton?/
[She has very little clue how texting works and is trying it out with the characteristic vigor of a teenager, texting everyone with an interesting username and zero clue who they are.]
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What the hell?
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what do you call a belt with a watch on it
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itsa joke!
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That's dumb.
[If only he knew how to do emojis on here, he'd be sending Ellie a 😑 one.]
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ive got alot i bet i can make you laugh
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[He's going to end up regretting that challenge, isn't he?]
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whats a room with no doors.? a mushroom
did yuo know taller people sleep longer in bed
i was struggling to figure out how lightning works but then it struck me
did you here about the guy who got his left side cut off? hes all right now
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Alright, that one wasn't so bad.
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my uncle got his tongue shot off in the war.he doesnt talk about it
why is there a fence around the cemetary? peple are dying too get in
yester day i got my fingers choped off but on the other hand im fine
[She debates on telling the last one, but decides she wants to remember it more for Riley than... other things she could associate it with.]
what hapened when the cannibal showed up late to lunch? they gave him the cold shoulder
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Where are you even GETTING these from?
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i have books their the best
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[But he totally did.]
Books filled with just things like puns? Amazing!
[During his time, creating books are reserved for subjects like the Bible and prayers. He's never really bothered to look at them too hard.]
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yeah i have three they might be the only bookswith WORDS in them in this whole place
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Well, there's no stopping you now. Gods help us all.
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im ellie by the wAY who are yu
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i madea viking laugh
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@xxDARK_STARxx
[ Because he doesn't think Ivar would take kindly to being asked outright if he's okay. And because, well, he'll take any excuse to talk like this.
When they last spoke Ivar had mentioned the stories of Ragnarok. William wonders—now that he has the thought to spare—if that's what this had felt like. ]
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[Really, the one piece thing is important given his propensity for breaking bones.]
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I'm glad. Did you go through any mirrors?
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