Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ragnarsson) wrote2019-06-29 09:08 pm
ragnarsson) wrote2019-06-29 09:08 pm
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[Ragnar Lothbrok's life would become the stuff of legends as the years went on. Ivar would see he got his due fame here. As for the mark he left on his son's life, it had been a great one, but one had to wonder if the last thing to tell his son as 'Be ruthless' had been the smartest idea. Ivar had taken the advice to heart, perhaps a little too well.
Indeed, Ivar when he had a crush on someone was one of the few times he acted like a typical teenager. He seems so happy right now that the word adorable might spring to mind.]
Oh, be quiet. We haven't even kissed yet. [There's a pause.] But if things do go in that direction, a bit of discretion would be nice. At home, sometimes there's nowhere to go. You have to sleep while people have sex right next to you.
[A bit awkward, but if the Norse had let a lack of privacy stop them, they would've died out a long time ago.]
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[ Not a place he thinks he will ever get to see but it's nice that some cultures do have such a welcoming afterworld. ]
My lips are sealed. [ He might tease but he won't make fun of Ivar for this. Especially since he looks rather happy for a change. ] That sounds rather awkward. Don't worry, I'll make sure not to interrupt. We really need to talk to Tyr about the way we are roomed. I don't particularly mind of sharing rooms but it was making Mary and others uncomfortable.
You know what women like? Weapons. You should get Gaige some.
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[For Vikings, there was no better ending then one which was a battle strong enough to end the entire world.]
Bah. Try spending all winter with you family, slaves, companions, and animals all sharing the same quarters. Then you may come back to me and complain.
[Privacy was a luxury most couldn't afford in the Dark Ages, even if they were royalty.]
Weapons? Hmmm, yes. She would like something like that. Maybe I shall get her a mace so she can smash things with it! [Things like people's kneecaps, perhaps?]
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[ He makes a face at that living situation. Messy indeed. ]
Okay, when you put it like that...the worse I had to deal with was an angry raccoon and a mouthy tree teenager. We were lucky that the Benatar is a big ship, we already argued on a daily basis and that when we weren't all sleeping in the same room. Plus Drax snores like crazy.
[ No! not people's kneecaps! Although that sounds like something Gaige would do. ]
Good idea. Maybe you can make it even more personalized, like engraving her name on the handle or adding a few decorative beads.
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[They didn't believe in visiting other afterlives, so he wouldn't see anyone of a different faith after he went to Valhalla.]
I should like to see that at some time. You have such colorful companions if your lady warrior is any indication.
[He thinks on that for a moment, eyes glowing with pleasure at the idea of giving Gaige such a thoughtful gift.]
Now there's an idea. I'm a fair blacksmith at times. Mayhaps I'll make her a fancy one.
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Maybe more of them will come here. I'd like that too.
[ Clearly the way to a woman's heart is giving her bedazzled swords. ]
You can't never go wrong with nice weapons, I think.
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[He nods in agreement.]
I think I shall give her one ingrained with some runes that shall help her in battle. Would you like me to make you anything while I am at it?
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Let me know what she thinks of it once you give it to Gaige. [ Peter pauses, taken aback by the offer. ] Woah, really? I'd never say no to more weapons, I'd be honoured. Do anything you want, surprise me.