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That's dumb.

[If only he knew how to do emojis on here, he'd be sending Ellie a 😑 one.]

its funny!/

ive got alot i bet i can make you laugh

Try me.

[He's going to end up regretting that challenge, isn't he?]

[um no because shes hilarious thanks.]

whats a room with no doors.? a mushroom

did yuo know taller people sleep longer in bed

i was struggling to figure out how lightning works but then it struck me

did you here about the guy who got his left side cut off? hes all right now

[Those all make him groan, one after the other, but the last one...that suits his dark sense of humor. He doesn't exactly laugh, but his lips twitch as if he's about to smile.]

Alright, that one wasn't so bad.

[Oh, so he likes gory jokes. Ellie pages through her books, searching for more.]

my uncle got his tongue shot off in the war.he doesnt talk about it

why is there a fence around the cemetary? peple are dying too get in

yester day i got my fingers choped off but on the other hand im fine

[She debates on telling the last one, but decides she wants to remember it more for Riley than... other things she could associate it with.]

what hapened when the cannibal showed up late to lunch? they gave him the cold shoulder

[Look at that. Ellie's found the key to his sense of humor.]

Where are you even GETTING these from?

so you laughed??/ you TOTALLY laughed

i have books their the best

I admit to nothing.

[But he totally did.]

Books filled with just things like puns? Amazing!

[During his time, creating books are reserved for subjects like the Bible and prayers. He's never really bothered to look at them too hard.]