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Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson ([personal profile] ragnarsson) wrote2017-03-05 10:55 pm

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Wait, so I just speak? That's how it works?...Fine...This is Ivar Ragnarsson. Do what you will.

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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-12-22 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'd keep your horses away from me, if you don't want to smell them cooking later.

[Again, said as evenly as he can manage, but the memory of Brink laying smashed and scorched is still bitter in the back of his mind.]

But trust me, I don't play around with my livelihood. So. We've got three options. One, you can owe me a favor - whatever I happen to need, you'll have to do for me, no questions asked, just once. Two, you can give me some information I want, as a trade. I've got a couple questions I wouldn't mind getting answers for, so it's a fair deal. Three, we can figure a monetary value for what I know. It's the riskiest route for satisfaction, but it'll keep you from giving me an advantage. Which will it be.
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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-12-22 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
It will be.

[He shrugs. Information is an easy route, but unfortunately it negates the need for a written contract, which means he doesn't get to fulfill his ulterior motive of checking for reference if Ivar is literate.]

I'll take my payment up front, then - I want to know about the Viking that came through earlier this month. Is he from your world?
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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-12-22 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dodger cocks his head to the side.]

We're gonna sit here until I know enough about him to make it worth telling you what I know. Just so you're aware. [He's dealt with tight-lipped clients before, it's always best to be up-front.] Alright, so you know him. Who is he to you? Close friend?
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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-12-25 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[His father? Seriously??

For a moment Dodger's eyes just widen in awe of this information.
]
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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-12-25 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then the information sinks in a little more, and he finds himself holding back laughter.

His father, Dodger had fucked Ivar's dad, oh that is fucking priceless. A hand flies to his mouth to hold back his snickering but it's really doing no good, and he's just letting out strangled little noises of amusement.
]
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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-12-25 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[And no more than a minute later, Ivar gets to see the happiest Dodger has ever been in his presence. He has to kick his chair backward to stop from hitting his head on the table, as he doubles over laughing at the top of his lungs. He's clutching his sides, booming loud enough to disturb half of the bar around them. Fuck, he's forgotten how to breathe and he still can't stop laughing, oh jesus that's good.

And... yeah, it doesn't seem like it's going to stop any time soon.
]
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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-12-25 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[The wood of the table buckles a bit as Dodger grips it and tries to get a grip of himself, nearly in tears from laughter.]

Fuck- [He lets out a satisfied sigh, he can't remember the last time he felt this good.] -Alright. No, get back, you paid in full. You want your info or not?

[The words are still broken up by snickers because Jesus, how had he not put that together? The accent, the looks, the smell, the attitude... it was all just a better version of Ivar.]
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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-12-26 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Depends - do you consider your daughter's mother good?

[That should be enough information to keep him from leaving, and it's about Dodger seems to be planning to give at the moment. He leans back in his chair, his laughter melting into a smug grin as he watches Ivar's expression with wolf-like curiosity.]
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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-12-26 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dodger responds with a winning smile, and motions for Ivar to make himself comfortable again. They still have booze, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste.]

She came back along with your father. She's been gathering information on suppressing powers like your daughter's. And it looks like she's been trying to fly under the radar- [His eyes narrow.] -But something tells me you're a little too smart for a dumb broad like her. I figure you could find her pretty quick.
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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-12-27 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
No problem.

[He watches the knife, and another chuckle escapes him as he thinks about just how many of those would end up in his chest if Ivar knew exactly what he'd paid for that information.]

See you around, kid.